Tuesday, January 29, 2008
A very fulfilling day-trip
In order to familiarize myself with the bay, i walked out onto the longest peer i have ever seen in my entire life. I think it went almost a mile out into the bay, and offered a great view of the beginning of the cliffs and the city of Dover. I ran into an old ship captain who was fishing off of the pier. He told me of a little footpath that would take me up out of the bay and onto the top of the cliffs. i got pretty excited about this, so after a brief lunch of very fresh fish and chips, i began my hike. I really didn't know what i was getting in to.
The ascension of the cliff was a little tedious, i was not wearing any of the right clothes for a hike, but once i got to the top, i was breathless for the next 4 hours. I struck out on what looked like an ancient sheep path that walked me right along the edge of the cliffs. The sea was thundering below me against the chalky cliffs, and the sediment it eroded made the whater i milky green color. i had never seen anything look like it before. The entire time there were gulls screaming over my head and inland were herds of sheep grazing on the very green grass. I began to understand a little more the ideas of the Romantic poets. I too felt, without looking for it, rather overwhlemed by the landscape surrounding me. I felt quite small and insignificant surrounded by such incredible views. The cliffs were literally blindingly white, and i think the hike for me reached its peak when i stumbled across an old white lighthouse overlooking the English channel. My imagination ran wild with thoughts of how long it had been there and how many people had stood where i was for centuries and overlooked the Englsih Channel. This excursion proved to be quite the experience and i would recommend it to anyone. Thanks for reading the blogs, and maybe i will be able to tell some of you about it in person...
Home-Safe and Sound
Two days of class remain and my last Interim term at Wofford College is over; by far it has been the best and most memorable. I have studied at Oxford, visited numerous cities, buildings, museums, the theater, and even a zoo, shopped at Harrods and side-street markets, rode on the subway, and made lasting friendships. However, perhaps the most significant “souvenir” from England is the impact that this Interim’s many situations, experiences, people, and relationships have had on my walk with Christ. I feel that my personal relationship with Jesus has been strengthened; I have a better understanding and more clarity of God’s will and His working in my life. Who could want more?
- Kimberly
Monday, January 28, 2008
London Calling
Despite the fact that this entry is being described days after the actual events transpired, I really have to describe the impression London made on me on my first day trip into the city. It’s simply so gorgeous, so cosmopolitan, so diverse and so wonderful to wander through. Thanks to the foresight and planning of fellow classmate and Hayes Modlin, we got a fair deal on a bus to the London, and had the whole afternoon to enjoy the sights. Thanks to Hayes we got superb seating for an evening showing of Wicked, a musical about the lives and times of the witches of Oz. Hayes had wanted to see it ever so much (does that sound appropriately British?) and I’d wanted to see it ever since I read the book long ago. I’m sorry to say that in the transition from book to stage many of the more delicate themes from the novel have disappeared- no hints of religious fundamentalism, atheism, McCarthy-esque politics or other intriguing topics to tickle the cranium. But no matter- the performance was so beautiful and light-hearted, the ultimate play to see with a friend. I can’t say who enjoyed seeing Elphaba and Glinda belt it out more- I was enthralled, and Hayes hardly said a word the whole time, he was so psyched! The production design was such a highlight- All the sets and props had a mechanical aesthetic- as if inspired by the “tiktok culture” of Munchkinland and the grotesque, duplicitous, mechanized Grommetik. And the singing, oh wow, I can hardly describe it- just imagine Elphaba cast in a green and eldritch light, decrying the hypocrisy of the citizenry of Oz as she rises up in the air, broomstick in hand, winged monkeys dancing, singing in an impossibly beautiful, enchanting voice….incredible!
As much as we loved Wicked, the real highlight was for me our trip to the National Gallery. As an art history major, museums are always an understood prerequisite for any major travel experience- I’m pleased to say I had my fill of masterpieces at the Gallery. I gazed slack-jawed at della Francesca’s Baptism of Christ, I drooled over da Vinci’s cartoon of The Virgin and Child with St. Anne and John the Baptist, and generally spent three hours enjoying all the pieces in the museum. It was definitely not a bad way to start the first trip to the city!
Written by Leland Wood
Christchurch Cathedral
Yes, I think I’ve become decided on a very momentous and possibly life-altering decision- I’m going to move to England and live in the wooden rafters of Canterbury’s gorgeous and august Christchurch Cathedral. I haven’t yet worked out the smaller details yet- How will I break into the church? Where will I sleep? How do I haul groceries, bed linens and personal items up an eight-story stone column? For that matter, how will I get myself up those massive columns? Well, no matter, I’ll learn and in no time I’ll be showing up Quasimodo with my awesome wall-scaling skills and gargoyle-communications expertise. Granted I don’t think the church has any gargoyles to talk to, but there are plenty of statues by the tombs to talk with, although I doubt they’ll have much to say…
Impracticalities aside, there is one very good reason that visitors to this sacred space never want to leave- it must surely be one of the most beautiful spaces in England, and is older by far than any sort of institution we have in the states- Our guide Paul mentioned that the church has existed in one incarnation or another since around 600 B.C., although only the quire of the church existed for sometime, until being expanded with the nave in 1377. Still, the very idea of something existing for so long, in so many forms- we have nothing so comparable here at home, nothing so grand or august- it can make a person feel very small and insignificant, just standing in that hollowed space and realizing that are institutions that have outlasted and will outlast human lives for many years. Cool stuff.
It took music to really appreciate the religious aspects of the space however, which is why I’m glad our class chose to stay for the evensong service. I admit to not being overly familiar with religious hymns, but sitting next to the choir in the carved wooden benches it was impossible not to feel a sort of spiritual emotion at the moment as the beautiful voices of the uber-perfect boy’s chorus filled our ears. Now I know why you always hear boy’s choruses in all the award-winning soundtracks and film scores- when you’ve experienced it, nothing can possibly top it. Combine the chorus with such a beautiful and solemn setting like the church and the experience becomes so moving. I felt to overwhelmed I could hardly leave my seat at the end of the service, not that I wanted to, of course. Maybe I'll just sneak back into the church one day. Beckett's dusty bones might need company!
Written by Leland Wood
Hilary's England Top Ten: Part 2
5. King’s College Chapel,
King’s College has the most elaborate and magnificent chapels of any of the colleges at either
4. Wicked
On my last evening in
3.
As I wrote about in an earlier post, the Canterbury Cathedral was absolutely amazing. All of the historical significance in such an impressive cathedral made my visit there a breath-taking experience.
2. Paul Sinclair, our fearless leader
Our trip would not have been nearly as amazing without the guidance and assistance of our guide, Paul. He knew everything about everything and made all of our class excursions much more interesting and informative. There were so many things he showed us that I would not have known to look for, and his history expertise made our experiences much more fascinating. Although I’m sure our crazy class surprised him at times with our random questions, he was always helpful and made our trips much more fun. Thanks, Paul!
1. Jane Austen letters and the
My absolute favorite part of my trip to
London Zoo
A little while later, while we were on Oxford Street and had already done a little shopping, Kimberly said out of nowhere "let's go to the zoo." Of course I was all for it, but I was worried she was just saying that to make me happy, not because she actually wanted to go. After she reassured me that she really wanted to go, we headed for the nearest tube station. So exciting! Once we got there (after a brief detour through the Camden Town Market) there were a TON of people in line! We got our tickets, and headed inside. Immediately the beauty of the zoo was obvious. It was far enough out of the city that almost no buildings were visible. There was a green park to one side and kids soccer fields on the other. All of the habitats for the animals were nice, as well.
The first exhibit we headed for was the Gorillas, which was a new exhibit. There was a landscaped trail from which you could observe the gorillas in their habitat walking and eating and everything. Further down there were viewing windows that the gorillas could actually walk right up to (and they did!). It was really awesome to be so close to such beautiful and powerful creatures. Other animals we saw were lions, tigers, and bears -- oh my! These were all great. The lion was one of my favorites. He was so beautiful, and we couldn't help but think of Aslan. There was also an aquarium, penguins, giraffes, zebras, PEACOCKS! (I think they're so pretty), and many more. Being an animal lover, I was like a little kid the entire time, running from exhibit to exhibit with a huge smile on my face. It was definitely one of my favorite activities from the trip.
Being in the presence of such diverse wildlife and such beautiful colors and grace just makes me stand back and marvel at how awesome our God is! What a creative imagination! I'm thankful He loves us enough to give us the opportunity to observe and appreciate His masterpieces and praise Him for it. This entire trip was such a wonderful experience. The places we saw were so rich with history. I got to know a lot of new people and built relationships with people I already knew. Several friendships that were nurtured by this experience will, I believe and hope, last far into the future and have a great impact on my life. It was a wonderful group of people to travel with, and I can't imagine the trip any other way! Also the works of Lewis that we read were thought provoking and inspiring. His ideas and analogies, especially in Mere Christianity, were so basic but so great! I know that book has already touched so many lives, and it gives me a new way to reach friends who don't know the Lord but are critical of traditional ways of presenting Christian ideas. I look forward to reading much much more Lewis in the future, and also to re-reading many of the works we read for class in order to find new insights and pieces of inspiration I may have missed the first time.
Posted by Kelly Jones
Coming Home
It was time to go home.
As I sat in my seat on the plane, I began to talk to my neighbor. Her name is Hazel, and she is an African-American woman who was raised in
As soon as our plane touched down, I began to bounce in my seat with excitement. I couldn’t wait to get off of the plane and drive back to Wofford. I said goodbye to Hazel and told her that I hoped she enjoyed her time in the states. She, in turn, told me to always carry The Message, that that should be my highest goal. I agree with her. That should be the highest goal of all Christians.
Hayes and I drove down the road from
Finally I was back in my room, and I began to think of how I could stay awake long enough so that I could adjust to the time here. I realized that I didn’t want to stop seeing people, so I gathered up the gifts that I had bought and set out from Marsh, my dorm, to find the people to give to them. It didn’t take my long to find one of them because Matt Watts was standing right outside of the dorm talking to Drew Bryan when I walked out. Matt was on the trip as well, but I found a 1899 Bible in a secondhand book store and thought of no one who would appreciate it more than him. Of course he would not accept it at first, but after I talked him into taking it, I could tell that he really enjoyed getting it. This, of course, just made me enjoy giving it all the more. I got a much more enthused reaction from Mark Reynolds. Markitos, my nickname for him, is one of my best friends at Wofford, and I got him a keychain that had his family crest on the front and a short history of his surname, its meaning, and motto on the back. Mark immediately started bouncing around shouting, “It’s my keychain with my name on it! Check this out! ‘God-favoring.’ Heck yes I am!” Of course it made me all the happier that he enjoyed his gift. “Come here you!” he said to me, and as I embraced my friend I realized that C.S. Lewis was quite correct to value friendship so highly. Positive human relationships are one of the greatest things in this world and friendships are of the best of those.
I thanked God for giving me the opportunity to travel overseas, for the opportunity to deepen my faith by learning more about His servant C.S. Lewis, for getting me home safely, for the many and good friendships that he has given me at Wofford, for cleansing me of my sin through His son’s salvation that I could have friendships, and for ensuring me a place in His kingdom through that salvation. If I tried listing everything that I should be thanking God for, then I don’t know if this blog would ever end.
-Posted by Will Prosser
Hilary's England Top Ten: Part 1
Since I’ve been back, I’ve been telling my friends about all of the wonderful things I’ve done and seen in the past eleven days. I realized that I always choose the same memories to talk about, so I decided to blog about these highlights of my trip with a list of my top ten favorite
One of my favorite things about
9. Scones!
The scones were delicious! One afternoon we stopped to have tea in a café. I ordered some scones with my tea, expecting them to be like scones in the
8. The
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7. The
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6. Punting in
You may be wondering, what is punting? Well, a punt is a long, often rectangular-shaped boat in which a person uses a tall pole to propel the boat through the water. As someone put it, punts are “like Venetian gondolas just without the singing.” We took a punting tour down the river in
Visiting Jack’s Old Stomping Ground
Written by: Leanne Brinson
Our Story to Tell
And while that night ranks high among our adventures, it doesn’t compare to the girls’ hotel in London… our bus from Oxford to London (which departed Oxford at the bright and early time of 7:30 a.m.) dropped the boys off at their hotel first. They were excited to see a four-star hotel decorated with chandeliers, flat-screen TV’s, two double beds per room, etc. And we were happy for them for about… two minutes. That’s when the bus drove up to the girls’ hotel. From the outside, it didn’t look too bad. But when we walked in, we were directed down a flight of stairs about two feet wide (our suitcases barely fit) to store our luggage in a basement restaurant since our rooms weren’t ready. The restaurant was beautifully decorated with glitter paint on the walls and ripped, sheer “curtains” along one mirrored wall. After a long debate of whether or not it was safe to leave our luggage, we finally ventured out of the hotel and into London. A few hours later, I called my roommate, Valerie, to see if she had checked into our room. She had. Valerie was excited to tell me we had a super-king sized bed (a double and twin bed pushed together), a refrigerator (a step on the fire escape outside our window), a mini bar (the shelf in the window where we kept our water bottles), and tons of space for our luggage (about 16 sq ft since our room was only as wide as the length of the beds). Once our bags were opened, we had about 2 sq feet since Katie’s, Valerie’s and my bags all “threw up” our clothes everywhere. But, I can honestly say the accommodations didn’t spoil our fun. We made the most of it and had one of the best nights of our trip. After an evening full of London nightlife, yummy food, perfect fellowship, and millions of laughs, we settled down under our furry, yet threadbare blankets for a wonderful night of sleep. I only wish we thought to take pictures of this lovely establishment…
Written by: Leanne Brinson
Woodstock Mafia
Sorry about the lateness of this blog, but I hope you enjoy it all the same.
On our free afternoon on Wednesday, Becky, Jessie, Alyse, Hayes, Dr. Swicegood, and I decided to go see
As we got on the bus, I noticed that there was a mother in one of the seats holding her little boy, who I guessed to be around eighteen months old, and I heard Jessie remark about how cute he was. After we had ridden the bus for five minutes or so, I was jerked out of my reverie by the child’s laughter. His face was the epitome of happiness as he gazed beyond me at the object of his merriment, and I looked back to see what it was. Hayes was playing peek-a-boo with the little boy by hiding his face in his trench coat and then suddenly pulling out of it again. This went on for a little while when for some strange reason the child turned his face towards me in what seemed to be an invitation to play. I broke out in the biggest smile I could muster, and the little boy rolled with peals of delighted laughter (apparently my smile is funny, haha). Then I gave him a face of surprise, which just amused him all the more, and I could hear Jessie and Hayes amused chuckling behind me at my playing with the child. Suddenly he pulled away and put his face on the other side of his mother’s, and then he came back to the side facing me squealing with joy. I realized with a start of amusement that he was playing peek-a-boo with me, so the next time he put his face on the other side of his mother’s, I went with him with a smile. I thought his laughter would roll on forever, and I continued to play with him until our stop came just so I could hear it. As we got off of the bus, I heard Dr. Swicegood say, “There is no more wonderful sound in this world than a child’s laughter.” I couldn’t agree more.
After we got off of the bus, we began asking the locals about the “super duper secret passageway” which just amused them. After a few repeated tries with no success, I stepped into a quaint restaurant called the Blenheim Guest House and Tea Rooms. I went to the kitchen, and asked where we could find the Black Swan, the pub that is supposedly beside the passageway. I was quickly informed that there was no Black Swan, but then told how I could find the Black Prince. I came out to tell my companions how to get there, and they had decided while I was away to have lunch in the Blenheim Guest House, which was fine by me.
We soon sat down at a table and ordered our meal, and started doing what all friends do while sharing a meal, making conversation and cracking jokes. In between the laughter and the sharing of stories, I quickly realized how much I enjoyed these times of fellowship among friends on this trip. They came so easily, and there was no pressure or demanding involved in them. I could see how the highlight of C.S. Lewis’s week were those nights he spent with the Inklings in the pub and his rooms at
To drive this point home, a group of about a dozen elderly women walked through the door chattering excitedly amongst each other. Dr. Swicegood mentioned something about this probably being the “red hat society,” implying to the effect that they came together often. “How great would that be,” I thought, “to spend your days just hanging out with friends.” The ladies began pulling tables together so that they can sit with one another, so Hayes and I got up to help them. The women were extremely delighted with us, for it was obvious that getting help from complete strangers was something out of the ordinary for them. “Would you care to join us? Would you care to join us?” they jokingly asked us.
As we were getting up to leave, Jessie looked at Hayes and I and said, “Ask if you can get a picture with them,” so Hayes and I did so. This amused them to no end, and a very brusque one asked me, “Young man why exactly do you want our picture.” After I explained to them about the blog and our trip, they were very flattered. I asked them, “So who exactly are you?” One of the ladies answered, “Well we are called the Golden Girls of Woodstock, and we come together to have lunch and chat about once a week. Just a little informal society. Yes, we used to be called the Woodstock Mafia, but we lost our dark glasses. Now we are the Golden Girls.” We took the picture and the Golden Girls of Woodstock wished us well on the rest of our trip. As I walked out of the Blenheim Guest House, I realized that the afternoon had been memorable and well spent, and we had not even reached
-Posted by Will Prosser
Reflections on Oxford
One night we had dinner at a pub and Becky, myself, and others were lucky enough to have a long conversation with a guy who claimed to be named Robert. He had many interesting stories and it was fun to compare life in the US with his. He talked of some feelings some people have toward Americans but he was more interested in literature. Becky was definitely able to impress him with her interests and knowledge in that area. I am glad that job was not left up to me. Once he learned I was a finance major he told an interesting story about JP Morgan and how he inherited his initial fortune. Robert was an interesting guy. I got the feeling he was from old money in England because he did not claim to really have a job and his great grandmother donated the original building for the US embassy.
I was really impressed with the overall trip and the way in which were able to focus on C.S. Lewis acidemically and also have a very enjoyable experience. We had a really great group and in my opinion we all got along well. This was my first time traveling to Europe and I would have to say I am glad I went. It was only a taste of what Oxford has to offer and I look forward to traveling back in the future
Christ Church
Afternoon in London
Jeff, Leanne, Katie, and I decided to take the tube to Westminster while Will did some quick shopping. We all made fun of Will for shopping while in London but I have to admit he did find a deal and I actually bought some clothes for myself when we went back. Upon arriving, we were all in awe because as you exit the tube Big Ben is roughly twenty yards on your right and the river is not far on the left. I think we took over 30 minutes just taking pictures when we first arrived. The first activity was The London Eye. It was pretty fun and Jeff and I were able to talk Leanne and Katie into believing that we could see the Eiffel Tower from the top. Jeff was also the subject of a joke when a security guard told him he thought he had a gun. The eye is well worth the money.
Will rejoined us and the group decided to do something less touristy. We all visited Parliament for a brief sitting for the House of Commons and the House of Lords. The guards were overall very rude. It was interesting to see how they could be so polite and rude at the same time. In the House of Commons they were debating the issue of the stole laptop computer that contained all the security information for hundreds of people. It was neat to see what they had to say since we had all heard of the stolen laptop on the news a few days earlier. In the House of Lords they were debating an aspect of stem cell research. It was hard to understand but I think it dealt mainly with the use of the diseased for research who had given consent to donate their organs.
Airport Entertainment
It seems that as college students we are not sure what to do with free time. We are not used to having it, you see? Normally, our days are full of classes, studying, complaining about Burwell, clubs, sports, and sometimes on occasion sleep. This made the few hours of free time that we had in the airport before our flight left London-Gatwick to Charlotte quite an interesting experience. After many of the students had done all that they needed to do to prepare for the flight, such as 1) drink as much coffee as possible in order to stay awake or the alternative of taking enough Dramamine or Simply Sleep to make sure that nothing could bother them on the flight back 2) make sure they had gone to the restroom at least twice to make sure that they would not have to use the dreaded airplane toilet until it became absolutely necessary 3) spend every last English pound on anything and everything—even it was completely ridiculous, like four pounds (or $8.00+) for a pack of mints! With all that said, since we arrived at our departure gate a couple hours ahead of time, there was still plenty of time to waste. Unfortunately, as Wofford students, we are ill trained when it comes to free time, and I imagine that some of the native Brits just thought we were nuts. I have to admit, though, that it was probably a legitimate assumption seeing as there were six students playing a game called “Hot Potato” with a bottle of Sparkling water, which became somewhat violent. Then these concerned natives scanned the terminal for the “responsible adult” in charge of the students who were about to cause some major damage to the airport if not to each other. What they found instead was more interesting entertainment. The “responsible adult” and three other students had their heads in a kiddie play boat and were holding themselves upside down. At this sight, most of the Brits shook their heads and turned around, giving up all hope of trying to find the slightest bit of sanity in any of these American students and professors. In conclusions, a note to all Wofford professors: keep the work coming. Otherwise, you never know what the Wofford Ambassadors will find themselves explaining when they are giving tours to prospective students!
Written by: Valerie Tyndall
London Here We Come!
After taking pictures of Big Ben we walked over to Westminster Abbey, which was also spectacularly beautiful. Here the group decided to split. Dr. Swicegood, Becky, Alyse, Kimberly and Kelly wanted to explore the inside of the Abbey, while Matt Watts, Hilary, Jessie, Will Prosser, Hayes, Matt Low and myself walked on to see Buckingham Palace. I was quite disappointed not to see the infamous guards with the funny hats standing at the gate, but we still got some interesting pictures. If you want to know what I mean by “interesting” you’ll have to ask the boys. We then took a lovely stroll through the park on our way to the
Saturday night was perhaps my favorite evening of the trip. Hilary and Matt Watts had spent most of the morning searching for tickets to the musical Wicked, which was extremely generous of them! The tickets were a little expensive, but completely worth it! As Hayes has already described, the show was amazing. The set was dazzling, and the music inspiring. Every time Elphaba sang I got goosebumps! I found the storyline very intriguing as well. All four of us (Hilary, Matt Watts, Matt Low and myself) enjoyed the show immensely and I would recommend it to anyone interested in musicals!
Sunday morning we awoke quite early to make our way to the airport. The bus picked us up around 7:00 AM and took us to
Friday, January 25th (this was written by Leanne and Jeff)
Written by: Jeff Parrish and Leanne Brinson
Second free afternoon, Wednesday 23rd
After a short class session, I decided to venture into the City Centre of Oxford by myself for a little while. I think this day was important for me. To walk around a place by yourself allows you to view things with a different perspective, and can lead to new adventures or discoveries. I walked through many alleyways and streets that I had not been down yet. After some time of walking around, Leanne met up with me and we went into the Asmolean museum. Seeing the artifacts and fossils from Ancient Egypt were very interesting, and it made me realize that my favorite part of our trip is seeing firsthand the age and history of so many different things (from architecture to individual artifacts). After the museum Leanne and I ventured up to the top of one of the towers of one of the churches (St. Mary's? name?), and from there we could see so much of Oxford. After that it was a pretty relaxing evening and ended with a fun filled night of Trivial Pursuit at the Logan House.
January 21, 2008 First Free Afternoon
After a short class discussion, Leanne, Chris, Katie, Will, and I were the first people to venture to London. This was quite an interesting experience starting with the train station. When we arrived in Paddington station, we were all excited, but caught off guard by its size and activity. Once we actually figured out how to find the underground tube (which believe should not have been a long process but was), we headed towards Westminster. When we arrived at Westminster we first "minded the gap", and headed towards the way out. We chose the exit that went towards Parliament, and what we saw next was quite a sight. We were all talking as we went up the stairs and the first thing we saw straight in front of us was the the Westminster bridge and the London eye. Both really neat, but not near as beautiful as a sight as the large structure directly behind us. We all turned in awe as we were staring at Big Ben and Parliament not but 100 yards behind us. We all agreed we would ride the London eye first, but it took thirty minutes for us to even cross the bridge as we stared and took pictures with Big Ben in the background. After riding the London eye, we decided to see if we could enter Parliament. We went through security, and listened to debates in the House of Commons and the House of Lords (both of which we quite an interesting process). After that we had dinner at an Italian place (which was great!) and then we walked around Picadilly Circus and wound up in a pub for a little while. Everyone was friendly and it ended up being a great day.
Written by: Jeff Parrish
Reflections on my first trip to England…
Written by: Katie Brown
An afternoon in Oxford…
Written by: Katie Brown
Our first adventure in London
Written by: Katie Brown
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A Real Live Exorcism, and Fairy Tale Heroism!
This is a true story!
Once upon a lovely afternoon, Dr. Swicegood, Kelly, and Kimberly dined together at Turf’s Tavern (THE pub of Oxford). Dr. Swicegood ordered a delicious steak and ale pie which he graciously shared with his “little duckies”. Kimberly ordered a jacket (commonly known to you Americans as a baked potato with cheese and beans) sharing it with both of her companions as well. Kelly indulged her taste buds with a ham, chicken, and leek pie—quite delicious. Dr. Swicegood and Kimberly split an apple pie a la mode.
(picture of the wonderful dessert!)
Upon hours of shopping and site-seeing, a ferocious demonic presence was sensed within the walls of Logan House and a real exorcism ensued. It was obvious that Kimberly was filled with the evil-blood and her body had to be purged of her inner demon. “Move” shouted the rasping little devil as it body-slammed Kelly away from the bathroom door…”Sorry” squeaked Kimberly as she braced herself against the cold prison-like walls. As the demon violently burst forth from the pit of her stomach and out into the world through her pale chapped lips, Kimberly’s strength was ripped from her frail body. She collapsed onto the floor whimpering and gasping for air, but was soothed by the cool cloth provided by her guardian angel (aka Kelly, who had by now had wrestled her way back to the aid of the damsel in distress). [20 minutes elapsed]. Thinking that all was cleansed, Kelly and Kimberly joined the group for a movie; little did they know that the night had just begun. It was then that Kimberly, shaking and shivering, could no longer contain the remnants of the barbaric beast. Nearly dying, she was ushered back to her room to be buried in blankets and drugged with Pepto-Bismol, ibuprofen, and black tea. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to the group, Dr. Swicegood was battling the demon himself and sacrificed his own health for the wee little ducky, praying that the demon would leave her and inhabit his own body…
IT DID!!!
For three days, the battle drug on with no signs of who would come out victorious. Just when all hope seemed lost and Mama Bonnie was prepared to the aid of the town’s leading healers, Dr Swicegood emerged the champion warrior. He saved her life and gave her world-renown fame all in one; the beast was too much of a burden for the girl to carry alone and so Dr. Swicegood shared it with her. He also enabled her to infamously and proudly proclaim “I barfed in CS Lewis’ toilet!” during their next Oxford exploration. In conclusion, be assured that all demons are no longer present, all food is being processed and enjoyed (except for the occasional irritations brought on by Cornish pastry smells), and Kelly Jones inevitably is an ironclad goddess gladiator of the evil demon spirits of the British underworld and unaffected by all attempts at human defeat. (Of this last statement, Kelly suggests it might be a slight “bending” of the truth).
Stay tuned for the next installments of Wofford Oxford Interim Blogs!
Posted by Kimberly Smith and Kelly Jones
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Alex's Favorite Photos
The funniest picture ever...Bath Abbey.
Tree lined road in Canterbury.
Valerie and Christine being silly at our farewell dinner in Oxford.
My favorite part of the trip, Paul Sinclair.
In turmoil on the London Eye.
Big Ben and the London Eye in London.
The first day we saw light shine through stained glass windows. King's College chapel in Cambridge.
Harry Potter dining hall at Ch. Ch.!
The ceiling of Ch. Ch. Chapel in Oxford. Here Allyson, Will, Chris and I met the daughter of the man that blessed the marriage of C.S. Lewis and Joy after Joy had been diagnosed with cancer.
Tom Quad at Christ Church College (or Ch. Ch.) in Oxford.
Christ Church College in Oxford.
Chris enjoying the Lewis life at The Kilns.
C.S. Lewis's garden at The Kilns.
Canturbury Cathedral at night.
The "quadrangle" at St. John's College in Oxford.